Poop Talk !

All the time. In school, at home, on my pc. I'm always farting. I don't care if it stinks either, I don't care if other people almost vomit because of my rotten, garbage smelling ass wind. Farting not only feels great, but it smells like a gourmet delicacy that I wish I could keep in an aerosol can and huff whenever I wanted to get a whiff of my wonderful farts.

My farts have been smelling like Death lately, I think I need to eat more fruit so I can have nice soft serve poo poopskies.

Try yogurt, man. I've been eating a lot more yogurt lately, and my farts have been exceptionally stinky.

i like to dutch oven my dog when he is under the sheets. Usually he likes it because it smells like poo

you should rub peanut butter all over his asshole and wait 'til he's licking you clean and then fart-blast him right in the mouth!

i farted today man it smelled like meat i had to chill afterwards

I've had some pretty interesting expulsions for the past two days. They smell exactly like someone ran over a skunk in the street outside my house. I keep whipping my girl in the grill with them, and she's none too happy. The other weird thing is that I haven't turded for those two days. Need to switch up my diet, because I sure do like to poop!