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I just learned.

Postby FatShitCat2 on Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:19 am

I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.
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Re: I just learned.

Postby Francispoop. on Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:49 am

Maybe she was embarrassed because of how good it was. You just committed farting incest. You are amazing. <3 <3
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Re: I just learned.

Postby BlackestLog on Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:28 am

i just learned how awesome fatshitcat2 was. i smell farts as hard as i can but i've never got wood man damn. only when i eat shit
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Re: I just learned.

Postby BlackestLog on Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:29 am

i smell farts so hard my nose bleeds
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Re: I just learned.

Postby poopwillie on Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:57 pm

sounds like you are in love with your sister.

You should eat her shit immediately
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Re: I just learned.

Postby TurboFart on Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:13 am

this board reveals the heart of man in all its glory
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Re: I just learned.

Postby deputyDiarrhea on Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:07 am

man should never cheat on his own farts, your butt hole will get revenge.
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