Poop Talk !

Have you ever wondered if you are doing it all wrong? that maybe you were hunched to far forward, or your legs were t0o clenched together, or maybe wondered why your poop was interracial??! WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!

My poop style embraces comfort and irregularity. I poop maybe twice a week, just to make sure that when i poop, it is a dump! My pooping hours are often at work(I might as well get paid for my poop), but sometimes I like to relax, and have the steaming sounds of the shower running - that way i can smell my healthy poop in a secure, hot boxed environment.

If I noticed that i ate a lot since my last poop, i usually poop naked. That way the calm and cool air can help me relax. Sometimes it helps to lift a leg while you poop, but be careful how much force you put out! You dont want to squirt on the toilet seat!

After i poop, i am mindful of my environment, and will use minimal to no toilet paper, and just hop in the shower!

Ahhh refreshing!

man i haven't wiped since i was a kid man shit

what does it mean when you have blood on your toilet paper after you wipe?

You're wiping too hard

i agree, a naked poop produces a much more intimate and organic doosession. God bless you

when i shit naked it gets all over my body man. i shit in the shower because i like to shit standing up and play around shitting and laughing

I laugh when I shit too! I feel like a child immersed in a magical dream world of brown rainbows and brown poop. We have a poop room in our house where poop is smeared all over the walls and clumps of shit hang from the ceiling like stalactites in a cave; I call it 'The Wonder Emplorium... of shit!'