Poop Talk !

just took a painful shit...looked like the titanic when i stood up.

can you at least go into more detail about your shit?

one time i jacked off to the movie, it was AWESOME.

Normally i just jack off when i am taking a shit

Back in 2001 i wiped and there was blood on the TP. Now, I hadn't been drinking the night before, so I easily ruled out an alley way date being the cause of said fluid. I went to the Dr., thinking that I had hemorrhoids(even though I was only 24), but it turned out that I had just burst a blood vessel pushing out one of those monster(no pun intended) logs that feels like it's jewel encrusted.

sometimes I have bloody TP from wiping too hard and too many times

Turbo, to prevent from wiping too many times and getting blood on the TP. I will use wet TP to kind of get the dried crusted shit out of my bung.,

Baby wipes help, as well.

Incidentally, I occasionally get chafed ass from sweaty hiney, commonly referred to as "cranky ass". I've found that the only thing to do about this is to make a manpon. I fold up tissues or toilet paper and put it between my butt cheeks, and it soaks up the pesky sweat that is the root of this evil.