I was 17, and I met this huge, fat chick in Burger King. And by huge and fat, I mean fucking gigantic. This chick had to be at least 400 pounds. She had
multiple chins, saggy arm fat and tits that just blended in with her huge gut. She stank like she hadn't washed for a few weeks. She was sitting there
crying, so I decided to cheer her up.
Being somewhat of a chubby chaser, I went over and asked what was wrong - she was the same age as me, 17, and she said she was lonely. She just wouldn't stop
crying no matter what I said, so I went and bought her a double bacon deluxe meal. She scarfed that shit down so fast... I've never seen anyone eat like
that, except for Jabba with those greasy little frog things in Return of the Jedi.
Anyway, I offered her a ride home, which she accepted, considering she could barely walk. She lifted her massive weight into my car and the suspension
groaned and complained...


